am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
