I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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