I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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