Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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