When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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