GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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