wanna go halves on a baby?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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