I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
