my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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