He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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