take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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