I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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