you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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