We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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