this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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