whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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