I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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