Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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