I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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