i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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