You surviving the open bar?
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Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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