Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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