Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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