i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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