you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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