I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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