Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Randomize
