: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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