I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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