This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
did you just send me my own nude
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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