Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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