I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i think im in europe. pls send help
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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