HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I think my moral compass just broke
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