Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i was born a porn star she said
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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