"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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