I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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