he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
