well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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