If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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