Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sober January is a disaster.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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