Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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