i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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