Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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