Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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