i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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