All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just blew my weed a kiss
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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