Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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