I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I need moral support for this bender
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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