Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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