Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I need to align my fucking chakras
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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