therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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