Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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