Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I smell stomach acid.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
