I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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