did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im holly from the hills drunk
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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