Do you still have your period?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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