i came on her dog
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
pray to the hookup gods
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Dick very happy bro
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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